Kyuhyun: *looks around for fourth most handsome member* *should I say him?*
Sungmin: *must awkwardly avoid eye contact*
Kyuhyun: I am number four.
Sungmin: *what?!*
Kyuhyun: *whew good thing my brains got me out of that one* *am I blushing?*
smart
- Performances. You don’t get to see your favorite band unless a miracle presents itself upon your continent and they decide to have a concert at your continent. Yeah, that only happened twice, with SMTown. What about the fans of Cube or DSP or YG?
- Time differences. Admit it, your sleeping schedule became fucked up, the moment you decided to click on that fucking MV of Super Junior or Big Bang or DBSK or whatever your favorite group is. Late nights spazzing with other fans on new hairstyles, candid pictures, stalker pictures, selcas, and the biggest yet “The Comebacks”. Staying up till the crack of dawn watching music shows and waiting to see your Favorite band perform and hoping they win.
- Shipping costs. ELF know what I’m talking about. We can’t just be like those Kfans who can just mosey on down to the nearest music store to buy an album, We have to go on the internet to find a reliable seller, something that counts on the charts, the least expensive, and the shipping time. The Cost of the shipping is what fucks us overs because sometimes its twice the cost of the actual fucking item.
- Relying on the internet. Well this is true for every fan. We rely on the internet for everything, in this case, to keep up with our favorite bands. Twitter, Weibo, Tumblr, Fansites, Fan Fourms, anything to be connected on the latest news, information, or pictures. This is what we’ve been shriveled up to. That one person who is always on the computer, and for some…almost no social life. But you have your friends who’ve you’ve made over a common interest. You have someone to spazz to :)
- You praise the ground Subbers/Translators walk on. Yeah, unless you know how to speak the language of your favorite group, you’re basically kissing the feet of subbers and translators. Google Translate never makes sense…unless it’s one of those rare times.
- You basically become a stalker, But you could really care less, cause you’re not hurting anyone.
- The only thing you’re thinking about at this very second is kpop.
First of all, there is no Kibum. Second, the teaser isn’t out. Lastly, there are 10 different album covers! I swear Sment has something against me.
SJ 5JIB Concept: CIRCUS
Heechul - Ring Leader
Leeteuk - Tight rope walker
Shindong - Sharpshooter
Sungmin - Sharpshooter’s target
Donghae - Animal Tamer
Eunhyuk - Damsel
Siwon - Strong man
Kyuhyun - Wild animal 1
Yesung - Wild animal 2
Ryeowook - Cancan dancer
